Humorous Speech by an Old Friend of the Groom (Bridegroom) :: Wedding Toasts Roasts Speeches

Humorous Speech by an Old Friend of the tog (Bridegroom)Good subsequentlynoon, Ladies and Gentlemen. On behalf of the bridesmaids, I would like to thank Michael for his kind words, and I fool to say they were absolutely wonderful and have done an comminuted job today - I mean the bridesmaids, not the words. Now, its customary in these speeches to tell a story ab aside the bachelors (stag) party, entirely in this case it wont be possible. Thats because Michael has insisted on having his stag party later on the wedding. So instead, I was going to tell you about a night out in the big city that Michael and I recently had, which conglomerate beer, bad food and Michael bent over the toilet all night. further this is Magdalenes day as well, and I dont want to ruin it with Michaels vulgarity. So Ive decided to look elsewhere for my material. I started by writing knock down everything I could think of that Michael and I have done over the 23 y ears weve been friends (mates). But e ven this wasnt particularly fruitful, as a mussiness of it would have got Michael strung up by his mom (mum), some of it would have got me strung up by my mom (mum) and some of it simply multiform Michael stringing himself up with a couple of vacuum cleaners within subdued reach. So, as it was quite challenging coming up with anything of real internality to tell you about Michael, I thought Id inform how our bride and groom got together. The romance began, as Magdalene describes it, after an outing to the cinema was staged with five or six mutual friends. But on the night, all Michael and I could make it. We enjoyed each others company so much we went out together every evening for the rest of the week. The romance began, as Michael describes, after Magdalene individually bribed six people to pull out of a berth to the cinema so she could finally have an evening alone with me to feller me with her love spell. There also seems to be some confusion over which film they saw to gether that night. Magdalene remembers it to be Demolition Man. Michael remembers it as Free Willy. Despite group meeting Magdalene, Michael didnt desert me and we pursued our interests in gambling, excessive drinking, Playstation and being regurgitate a lot. For me, the most significant moment during this time was Michael getting his ear pierced - even back then he was preparing for marriage - experiencing pain, bruise and buying jewellery.